

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
(via corruptedwheatley)

QUEEN OF SASS
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES
her statuses :’D
I will always add to this
(via yourfavealtgirl)
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
i need to just tattoo this on my brain
Painful! Just watch the show and learn for now!
(Source: pretendplaytime, via berry-muffin)
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
(Source: easternbabe, via selfmadesuperhero)